A black man walked into a cafe one early morning
and noticed that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said:
"Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man stood up and turned around.
Then he said:
"When I was born: I was black!
When I'm sick: I'm black!
When I go in the Sun: I'm black!
When I'm cold: I'm black!
When I die: I'll be black!
But you Sir...
When you were born: You turned pink!
When you're sick: You turn green!
When you go in the sun: You turn red!
When you're cold: You turn blue!
And when you die: You'll turn white!
And you have the nerve to call me COLOURED?!"